Scarlett Poster for G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra!

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Scarlett Poster for G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra!

Source:Paramount Pictures

June 27, 2009

Paramount Pictures has provided us with the new poster of Rachel Nichols as Scarlett in G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, opening in theaters on August 7th. Directed by Stephen Sommers, the big screen adaptation also stars Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Christopher Eccleston, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Byung Hun Lee, Sienna Miller, Ray Park, Said Taghmaoui, Channing Tatum, Marlon Wayans and Dennis Quaid.

You can view a bigger version of the poster by clicking on it below, while all the previously-released posters can be viewed here.

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Posted by: sgtpreus on June 27, 2009 at 02:16:42

my pants are shrinking...

Posted by: Buttface on June 27, 2009 at 02:17:30

OOh, yeah, gimme summa that! She be so fyne

Posted by: Zangief on June 27, 2009 at 02:21:50

breakfast430: whats your special power omar?
breakfast430: love
Yashin123: dont talk to me

Posted by: fifth on June 27, 2009 at 02:31:37

FIFTH!

Posted by: Matt on June 27, 2009 at 02:35:16

Can we get one without the watermark?

Posted by: KennyD on June 27, 2009 at 02:41:30

Damn, would have made a fine Black Widow!

Posted by: Melies on June 27, 2009 at 02:43:47

yeah I'd do her...

Posted by: BEN HUR on June 27, 2009 at 03:31:10

Lovin it...and can u believe she was the green skinned chick in Star Trek!?!? Doubly awesome

Posted by: TheOtherKyle on June 27, 2009 at 03:41:11

Meh. Why do all the chicks in fanboy flicks have to have their asses sticking out in that dumb pose?

Posted by: Mo Doug on June 27, 2009 at 04:01:34

She will make my cobra rise that's for damn sure!

Posted by: senorashish on June 27, 2009 at 04:14:17

@ TheOtherKyle

It's becuase we're lonely losers who stay until the end credits of every single superhero film in order to see an "after credits scene" (if there is one in the first place) and pump our fists in uncontrollable glee at the prospects of the sequal to the said film (i.e. "Iron Man", "Wolverine," etc.)

After the film is over, we stand with our other male friends in the middle of the parking lot of the movie theater discussing our thoughts about the said film, and possible sequel until someone honks their car-horn at us to move, or our parents finally show up to pick us up.

That, my friend, is why all the chicks in fanboy flicks have to have their asses sticking out in that dumb pose. And it's not dumb. It's rather... delicious... *drools*

Posted by: Ultramagnus on June 27, 2009 at 04:23:32

Rachel Nichols = gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous

Posted by: Action figure on June 27, 2009 at 05:27:56

Lame! I know this is based on an action figure toy line but did they really have to look like action figures in the movie? This will flop.

Posted by: Louise Smith on June 27, 2009 at 07:29:11

SUPER DUPER GORGEOUS!

Posted by: A Sentient Being on June 27, 2009 at 07:36:16

@ Action figure

Actually, the action figures looked more realistic than these guys in the movie!

Posted by: CaptainStacy on June 27, 2009 at 07:52:03

Yo, Joe!!!

Posted by: Robert on June 27, 2009 at 08:25:27

Why is Jean Grey holding a gun?

Posted by: Vortex on June 27, 2009 at 08:35:32

Really you guys all think this picture is HOT?

I don't AT ALL. Nothing about hard solid body armor does it for me. OOOH! HARD ARMOR BOOBIES!

No thanks... and her face does nothing for me.

I think the women in this movie are SUPPOSED to be hot, but just aren't.

Posted by: The Critiquer on June 27, 2009 at 08:35:49

Now give us a Baroness one, dammit! Sweet pic though.

Posted by: Mike on June 27, 2009 at 08:36:35

She looks great, albeit VERY similar to Black Widow. Hopefully Scarlett Johansson looks as good in her Black Widow costume

Posted by: The Critiquer on June 27, 2009 at 08:38:34

@Vortex

You need glasses. I'd say she's better lookin' than Megan Fox. Of course I don't know if she's all grafitti'd up like Fox or Jolie. Body armor does wonders!!

Posted by: SommersStrange26 on June 27, 2009 at 08:40:15

Yup....my cobra sure is rising!

Posted by: Really??? on June 27, 2009 at 09:44:56

Nice poster. What's up with the sexual stuff in all these "kids" movies?
Here's my review of the latest Transformers movie:
It comes with no pretensions of greatness. It's not written to make you think, not crafted to make you cry. Its sole intent is to get moviegoers to fork over their 10 bucks and sit still for two-and-a-half hours.

That said, I was surprised at how cold this movie left me.

The film's emotional moments felt forced, and its themes of sacrifice insincere. While some films use CGI to set up a story, Transformers reverses the process: It uses a half-hearted story as an excuse to string together some cool special effects.

But a much bigger issue than the film's cinematic failure, for our purposes, is its level of crassness and sexual content. This is a movie based on children's' playthings, for Pete's sake. I can't imagine that many in the audience really came to see robot testicles or small-dog erotica. And then there's Megan Fox's ongoing parade in her barely there outfits, not to mention a sexed-up co-ed who turns out to be, bizarrely, something else entirely.

One of the folks with whom I saw this movie left the theater feeling insulted. "This is what they think I want to see?!" he said. "This is what they think I'm interested in?"

Film critic Marshall Fine put it this way: "This is what we've come to: movies based on cartoons that were marketing tools for toys." He also noted, "It's hard to exaggerate what a depressing mess of a film this misbegotten monstrosity is. More depressing still, it will attract lemming-like multitudes to multiplexes this weekend, further convincing [director Michael] Bay of his own genius."

Yeah, that feels about right.

Posted by: Mr. T on June 27, 2009 at 10:00:49

Because of all the negative responses from the previews, they're pulling every desperate measure to sell this movie. This poster is proof.

Posted by: Leo on June 27, 2009 at 10:38:02

At Mr.T what preview. Where is the facts that this has already been seen?

In regards to the poster she is hot. I'd like to see the pony tail as we have seen in the cartoons and comics

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